Democrats Unveil New Strategy in Iraq

On this election day those silly liberals have crafted a new strategy to help get us out of eye-rock.  The strategy formulated by top democrats Howard Dean and Sadaam Hussein looks like it may stop most of the sectarian violence that has ripped through the country over the last 3 years.   Dean hails this as, “a great opportunity to turn BBQ’s from the roasting of people by car bombs to the roasting of pork by left over C4 and RPGs.”  When pressed on the details of such a plan Sadaam Hussein said, “I call on all Iraqis, Arabs and Kurds, to forgive, reconcile and shake hands,” the former president told the court in a separate trial for genocide.”

Worcester in the Fall

So, this isn’t funny, but Ben said I should post some photos I took yesterday, so here’s a little taste of Worcester in the fall:

Taken 10/31/06, one of the last nice fall days we’ll have this year…I added some vignetting to a couple images but other than that they’re pretty much as shot.

My Greatest Fear.

The phrase “marauding fat chicks” is absolutely terrorizing to me.

    “The Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office said that they responded to the 7000 block of South Locust Circle on a report of a robbery at about 8:45 p.m. and when they did, they found that a 14-year-old boy had been robbed of his Halloween candy.

    The victim said that he was with his friend trick-or-treating when they were approached by two girls. The girls wanted their candy and began assaulting them, the boy said.

   During a search for the girls, deputies found three more victims. The teens were described as heavy-set girls about 16 or 17 years old. They were wearing a red hooded sweatshirt and black and white face paint. One girl had blonde hair and the other had darker hair, the victims said.”

Add this to my irrational fear of sitting next to the 2-fer on a transcontinental flight

Morning

So what is up with the day and such….

Happy “World Vegan Day” I shit you not. So prepare yourself for long shrieking lectures on your choice of food by privileged white kids every where, who are obviously superior to you. My question is when is National Beat a Vegan up day?

Sen. Allen (R-VA) orders mob hit on left wing wacko. Don’t talk about a man’s ex-wife and expect not to get body-slammed by his 50 year old enforcer/political consultant. So either you vote for a bigot who spits on his wife or Mr. In-the-Navy-now who writes about dirty Vietnamese sex.

Which brings up the point that election day is indeed 6 days away so don’t forget to vote for your local liberty party candidate.

The War on Pirates(TM) continues today as 10 pirates were convicted of kidnapping 16 Indian fishermen. Unfortunately US Naval forces apprehended them in international waters. If the waters ain’t international then what the fuck’s the point?

“Ten Somalis have been sentenced to seven years in jail for piracy and hijacking by a Kenyan court.

The men were arrested earlier this year by the US Navy which responded to a reported hijack off the Somali coast.

The pirates had maintained they were fisherman and had not held 16 crew members of an Indian ship for ransom.

Somalia’s coastline is one of the world’s worst areas for piracy, but incidents have declined since the Islamic courts rose to power in June.” [BBC]

So the new vacation hot spot is *shakes magic 8-ball* Iran!

“Iran’s tourism department will pay $20 per person to those who attract European or American tourists to the country,” the agency on Tuesday quoted Mohammed Sharif Malakzadeh, deputy head of the department, as saying.

Visitors from other countries would earn travel agents $10 per tourist, Malakzadeh said.”

And when am i gonna be able to buy fresh pumpkin pie at Price Chopper? Anyone?

It’s about time…

Something new and entertaining got posted here…Hopefully I'm not the only one who finds this really funny.

Gilbert the Wonder-Hamster

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Originally uploaded by silencethatisme.

Ok, so maybe this picture isn’t funny, per se, but it is pretty freaking cute. Doesn’t that count for something? I swear, I’ll stop with the cutesy photos sometime soon, I just haven’t had much else to post about.

Someone Poison Me Too!

Hot off the drudgelink.

"DALLAS (AP) - Muffins that made 18 staff members at a Dallas-area high school ill contained the active ingredient found in marijuana, Dallas County health department officials said Thursday.

Meanwhile, the FBI released frames from a surveillance video showing a young man delivering the muffins to Lake Highlands High School on Tuesday. The FBI said the man is considered a "person of interest" in the case." Link

I'm think of starting a hazerdous waste company to deal with the "hazerdous" waste?  Whose down?!

Cute Overload strikes again!

This is just too much.

Hmmm…

This is how I feel every day.

Hilariousssssss

Whit- do you remember the time i played eye spy with Stevie Wonder?  "I spy with my little eye someting that is…  oh shit, sorry."